Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody: The Hat of Great Importance

When Daniel arrives at the school bus stop sporting a salmon-coloured hat, Zeke is shocked. Don't only birds wear hats? As if this isn't strange enough, the school suddenly has a new student - a fish of all things - and a mysterious new Guidance Counsellor. Meanwhile, Zeke's friends seem to have ditched him, and even his old nemesis won't give him the time of day ... 9+ The second book in the absurdly funny series by multi-award-winning author Patrick Ness.